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Charles Ghigna - Father Goose®

the author of more than 100 award-winning books from Random House, Disney, Hyperion, Time Inc.,

Scholastic, Simon & Schuser, Capstone, Boyds Mills, Abrams, Orca, Charlesbridge and other publishers.

Light Verse - Food Fare and House Rules








Food Fare

A restaurant choice?
Take my advice;
The lower the lights,
The higher the price.


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House Rules

Most marriages these days will last
(If you should ask most any spouse)
Directly in proportion to
The distance from your in-laws’ house.


©Charles Ghigna


3 comments:

Tara @ A Teaching Life said...

Great advice!

Keri said...

Amen and amen, Charles! Nicely done.

Anonymous said...

That is funny!